Better Have My Cookies
Celebrate the holidays with a little attitude in the Better Have My Cookies tee, hoodie, or crewneck, a bold, hilarious take on classic Christmas style. This festive design features Santa front and center, pointing straight at you with one clear message: cookies arenât optional this year.
With a detailed, high-impact graphic and a modern edge, this piece is perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, ugly sweater nights, or anyone who prefers their holiday cheer with a side of sarcasm.
Printed on soft, comfortable garments with a retail-quality feel, this design is built for all-day wear, whether youâre baking cookies, wrapping gifts, or calling people out before Santa does.
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Bold Santa graphic with a funny, no-nonsense holiday message
đȘ Perfect for Christmas parties, gift exchanges & festive chaos
đ„ Available as a t-shirt, hoodie, or crewneck sweatshirt
đ A great gift for anyone who loves sarcastic holiday humor
Make your holiday expectations crystal clear, Santaâs watching, and he better have his cookies. đđȘđ
âą 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
âą Pre-shrunk
âą Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
âą Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
| Sizes | Body Length | Chest | Sleeve Length |
| XS | 20.5" | 16" | 13.5" |
| S | 22" | 17" | 14.5" |
| M | 23.5" | 18" | 15.5" |
| L | 25" | 19" | 16.5" |
| XL | 26.5" | 20" | 17.5" |
| Sizing in inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Chest | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
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Hoodie & Crewneck
Step into all-day comfort with these Fleece. Choose the classic Hoodie for laid-back warmth or the streamlined Crewneck for easy layering. Both styles feature a super-soft hand, durable construction, and a clean, modern fit thatâs ready for school spirit wear, team gear, or everyday comfort.
The VIP Fleece Hoodie blends ultra-soft comfort with clean retail styling. A jersey-lined hood and ribbed cuffs/hem add structure, while the cotton-rich face is decorator-friendly. Youth sizing omits drawcords for safety.
- 8.3 oz, 65/35 ring spun cotton/poly (cotton-rich face)
- Jersey-lined, two-piece hood (adult with dyed-to-match drawcords; youth no drawcords)
- 1x1 rib knit cuffs & hem; side seamed; tear-away label
Youth Size Chart (DT6100Y)
Chest measured around the fullest part of the chest.
| Size | Numeric Size | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 4/5 | 22â24 |
| S | 6/8 | 25â27 |
| M | 10/12 | 28â30 |
| L | 14/16 | 30â32 |
| XL | 18/20 | 32â34 |
Adult Size Chart (DT6100)
Chest measured under arms, around the fullest part of the chest.
| Size | Chest (in) |
|---|---|
| XS | 32â34 |
| S | 35â37 |
| M | 38â40 |
| L | 41â43 |
| XL | 44â46 |
| 2XL | 47â49 |
| 3XL | 50â53 |
| 4XL | 54â57 |
SweatshirtÂ
The VIP Fleece Crewneck pairs cozy softness with a modern, versatile silhouette. Itâs the go-to midweight layer for school days, team events, and weekend wear.
- 8.3 oz, 65/35 ring spun cotton/poly (cotton-rich face)
- Classic crewneck with 1x1 rib knit collar, cuffs & hem
- Side seamed; tear-away label
Youth Size Chart (DT6104 Youth)
Garment measurements; for best results compare to a similar sweatshirt.
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 20.5 | 13.5 |
| S | 17 | 22 | 14.5 |
| M | 18 | 23.5 | 15.5 |
| L | 19 | 25 | 16.5 |
| XL | 20 | 26.5 | 17.5 |
Adult Size Chart (DT6104)
Garment measurements; lay flat and measure across for chest width.
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.5 | 26 | 33.5 |
| S | 20 | 27 | 34.5 |
| M | 21.5 | 28 | 35.5 |
| L | 23 | 29 | 36.5 |
| XL | 24.5 | 30 | 37.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 | 38.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 | 39.5 |
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